No More Government Work

that's it. it's official. the government will never work efficiently again. why is that you ask? because i will no longer be working for it. i know, i know, how can i leave? now we'll have to rely on extrememly stupid people to make decisions that they just aren't competent enough to make. wait a second, that's how it's always been done. i guess life as we know it will go on, for better or worse.

for those of you who are wondering what the hell i'm talking about (and by the blank looks on your faces, i'm thinking that's all of you), i have decided to take a job working in the private sector. i will be working as a data anlayst for a company that works with internet marketing data consulting. i'm sure that sounds more confusing than it actually is, but i've worked for the governement for too long, so i'm no longer capable of writing or saying things that make sense, which means you'd still be in the dark after i explained it.

that's about it for my news. now it's time to make some sweet moola with uncle rico.

peace out,

kip dynamite


"i was gonna get my teeth whitened, but then i said f*ck that, i'll just get a tan instead." -mitch hedberg